When I Grow Up This Is Who I Want to Be

When I grow up, this is who I want to be: New Jersey Nets Owner and Russian Billionaire Mikhail Prokhorov

• Made his first million selling whitewashed jeans to Russians after the collapse of the U.S.S.R.
• Hired a camera crew to film him doing tricks off of jet skis.
• Has no idea where he stores his 240 foot yacht.
• After business and sports, food his is favorite passion, followed by human interaction and beautiful women.
• Direct quote: "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
• Was force to sell his shares of his mining company because he was accused of bringing in Russian prostitutes to a French ski town (ended up being his hot Russian friends). Sold his shares right before the 1998 Russian economic collapse. Became billionaire and was acquitted of all prostitution charges.
• Took 60 minutes reporter Steve Koft to a Russian nightclub to watch him pick up women.