Here are some fun facts about our friend and local Boise native Eileen Hansen:
- Eileen was named after a woman who got eaten by a bear.
- Ursula is her middle name (and mother's maiden name).
- She's a serial loafer.
- She from Boise (which is really close to a town called Boner's Ferry, or correct spelling Bonner's Ferry).
- She speaks fluent broken Italian.
- Her favorite color is Potato Brown.
- She desperately wants Birkenstock Sandals to come back into style.
- Her hometown is diverse with stores like "Tokyo Massage" and "Jamaican Me Tan."
- Every Chinese restaurant in her hometown promises they serve "Chinese and American Food."
