Random Question of the Day: Who Would Win In A Fight: Eileen Hansen or Jessica Didion?

Random Question of the Day: Who would win in a fight: Eileen Hansen or Jessica Didion?

(Eileen Hansen on Left, Jessica Didion on Right)

Facts:

1. Both are similar in height and athletic abilities
2. Both graduated from the UW MBA program (which means they have the same strategic thinking process)
3. Both are excellent drinkers (you can't disrupt their central nervous system)

Scott's Answer: Jessica Didion

• She's from New York: scrappy, determined, and would kill Eileen's morale by cussing at her
• Although Eileen has shown she can punch (as shown with her 80's "Breakfast Club" dance moves), Jessica is fast, shifty, and can rebound quickly (as shown by her ability to bounce back up after slipping while dancing at 80's Prom aka "The UW MBA Leadership Banquet")
• Jessica would be able to scare Eileen with her Troy Ruckman stare
• Jessica's extensive knowledge of Friday Night Lights would allow her to have clear eyes and a full heart: she can't lose.
• Her training (which would consist of watching Tim Riggins) would cause her to be stronger, wilder, tougher, and a little stupid (perfect combination for a prize fighter)
• Eileen would give up and say: "Guys, this isn't fun anymore!"